Issb deputy interview

#Deputy_Interview
#Part1
X..... as.....  Me
D..... as....Deputy President

Main room kay bahar chair pay red light k off honay k baad on honay ka intezar kar raha tha... because ap nay tab he andar jana hota hai jab andar majood larka interview day k bahar aata hai...
Us waqt jo feelings hoti hain wo sirf main he bata sakta hn...  Dil ki dharkanain 100 km/hr ki speed say dhooor rahin hoti hain.... suddenly larka bahr aya matlab ab mere bari thi andr janay ki
Main nay us larkay kay face ko deekha aur wo completely roonay wala hova tha.... usnay dard bhari awaz main mughe kaha
"Bhai andar mat jainnnn"😂
Khair main andar gya

X: Assalamoalikum Sir
D: Wasalikum As Salam
(He was offering hand shake so main nay ja k haath milaya )

D: what is ur name?
X: Sir........ (told my name)
D: kahan say a rahay ho?
X: Lahore
D: kis tarah say aye ho
X: Sir by Road
D: Konsi road say???
X: sir by motorway M2
D: kahan tak aye ho?
X: Sir pindi tak.
D: phir agay kohat kis tarah aye ho?
X: Sir wagon main beeth k.
D: Raastay main kiya kiiya deekha?
  ( pindi say kohat)
X: sir kuch gayoon thay chak wagaira aur dassian town (a name of town close to kohat)
D: Acha yeh batayoo pindi say kohat ka kitna safr ho ga...
X: sir almost 150km
D: Acha yeh batayoo agar ek gari 150km ka fasla ek ghantay main cover karti hai tou 10 min main kitna karay gi?
(40 s soochnay kay baad gave him the right answer)
D: Okay...  Acha yh batayoo agar ek plane 900km/hr ki speed say ja raha hai tou 10 min main kitna distance cover karay ga...
(30 s soochnay ka baad told him the right answer)...
D: Okay.... What is your father name?
X: ********
D: what is your fathers qualification?
X: *******
D: What is your Mother's qualification?
X:*****
D: Ghar ki total income kitni hai?
X: *******
D: Guzara ho jata hai in paisoon say?
X: Alhamdulilah sir ho jata hai.
D: What are your hobbies?
X: sir Gardening,  playing musical instruments & watching movies.
D: Gardening kahan kartay ho?
X: Sir apnay lawn main?
D: Acha konsa musical instrument  bajaty ho?
X: sir Guitar.
D: konsi type ka guitar hai?
X: Acoustic sir
D: Acha yeh batayooo guitar ki kitni Taarain hoti hain
X: Sir 6
D: unkay nam batayoo?
X: Sir EADGBE
D: kiya is main koi major aur minor chords bhi hootin hain?
X: Yes Sir hooti hain?
D: Acha...  Do u know how to play guitar on songs?
X: Yes..  i can play on Shape of you,  Perfect, despacito, havana
D: Who is the singer of perfect?
X: Ed Sheeran
D: Who is the singer of havana?
X: Sir Camilla Cabello
D: who is the singer of Despacito?
X: sir Louis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee.
D: Acha yeh batyoo Havana kahan hai?
X: Sir Cuba main
D: Cuba kahan hai?
X: Sir North America
D:okay...  tell me what does despacito means?
X: sir it means SLOWLY
D: yeh konsi zuban ka lafz hai
X: Spanish sir
D: Are u sure?
X: yes sir
D: Where is Niagara falls?
X: sir America
D: Where is swiss canal?
X: sir Switzerland  (probably told him wrong )😑
D: Acha Switzerland kahan hai..
X: Europe sir
D: Australia konsay continent main aata hai?
X: sir Oceania
D: Do u watch movies?
X: yes sir
D: konsi movies pasand hain?
X: sir action, war & comedy movies
D: konsi action movie deekhi thi last time?
X: sir triple frontiers
D : kis ki movie hai wo?
X:Sir Ben Affleck ki
D: uski aur kon kon si movies hain?
X: Sir Batman, gone girl, pearl harbour.
D: comedy movie konsi pasand hai?
X: Sir Dumbe and Deaf?..
( actually  movie ka real name dumb and dumber tha )
D: Are u talking about dumb and dumber?
X:Yes sir dumb and dumber. Sorry sir. Dumb and deaf ek youtube series hai.
D:How many siblings u are?
X: sir 3
D: Are u the eldest?
X: Yes sir
D: Chootay behn bhai konsi class main hain
X: ******
D: Acha...............